Don't you feel so womanly, when you roll over to your half-naked partner and begin to fondle him. You're beginning to get all hot when he slurs "Not tonight baby, I'm not in the mood."
Who the hell is the woman here? Am I alone?
I must admit I am quite masculine when it comes to sex and horniness. I'm always ready to go and I'm always asking for it. Felix, on the other hand is more of a "lets wait a couple of days and it will be twice as good!" kind of person. Our two sexual personalities are the original odd couple. Of course, I'm the dirty one with a lack of morals.
It makes me totally insecure to be shut down the way I am though. I'm sitting in bed right now by myself while Felix is on the PC playing some interweb gaming thing. He'd rather do that, than do me.
Well don't I just put the U in U.G.L.Y?
I have *got* to get to the gym tomorrow lest my mother be thinner than me. I *will* kill myself if that happens.
That is a slight overestimation.
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HAHAHA
I so have to be skinnier than my Mum too.
And me, I'm a slutbag, put it near me and I'll bite..... HOINK
But you're not interested in vaginas are you?
ARE YOU?
LOL Well no, but willies get me going, i ALWAYS bite
I don't bite, maybe that's why I'm involuntary celibate?
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