Angry.

Mummy wants me to come home because I'm *stressed*. Nawww. It makes me feel happy that she wants me home, but I can't come home yet. Not until Felixes mum comes back to this 3rd world country and looks after EvilCat. Fucking EvilCat. Have I told you about the horrors?

As you can probably guess, EvilCat is evil. An evil little cunt of a pussy. He's a coward, and he will attack you when you least expect it. He will bite your poor delicate ankles when you don't even deserve it. He makes me waa like a fucking ho. I hates him, but Felix loves him. Reason number ONLY that we're in this country- EvilCat. Felix didn't want mummy to give him away. We MUST come back here and earn $9.45 an HOUR for BACK BREAKING (coffees) WORK while I sit on my ARSE!

I am so angry lately, it's amazing. I want to start a detox diet thing... But I'm so low on willpower. So so so low on willpower. Plus I hate cabbages. I hate a lot of things, but I've been thinking of eating more things that grown in the ground (that aren't psychadelickz, imagine what THAT shit would do to my stomach lining).

Speaking of psychadelickz, my 15yo work colleague asked me if I've ever tried "mushies". The fuck is wrong with kids today?

I'm so fucking grumpy I could DIE.