Hiccups

I has them. They're not ordionary ones either. They're more of burping *hic*s. It kinda hurts. Plus it's gross.

I went to the gym tonight, but only for 20 minutes (you go for half an hour at Curves) because it's pizza night tonight... A tridition decided on last night. Nice. Except my pizza was kinda shit. And now I'm all gassy and hiccy.

So today I became a slave-monkey and was forced to work in the fast-food area of the restarant. Drive-thru, to be exact. This damned country, fucking fuck. I was standing *outside* taking orders (why? Racism, that's all it can be down to) when it started fucking hailing. *Hailing* people. R U SRSLY DOOD? Something that kind of disturbed me was that my ears felt like they were going to come off... Are my ears that sticky-outy? No one has told me this before...

This God-damned laptop needs some Firefoxing. I don't know if what I'm spelling is legible or not. I don't care if it isn't. You know what I'm getting at.